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clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS

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IS IT WORKING

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teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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mm gurl 

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silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

(THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ)  (via intensional)
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